Book Now - Ghetto Golf

The Clay Shed, Hoult’s Yard, Walker Road, Newcastle upon Tyne NE6 2HL

Advanced booking recommended to avoid disappointment



Why not check out Ghetto golf, a venue that offers a combination of a seriously twisted 18 hole crazy golf experience, with an exceptional cocktail bar and DJs. Graffiti and incredible artwork everywhere.

Before you book, please be aware of the following:

All bookings must provide valid identification along with the payment card that was used to make the booking on arrival.
We are strictly an over 18s venue, and operate a challenge 25 policy, so please bring valid ID or you may not be permitted entry into the venue.
We are a cocktail bar with a golf course, meaning we have a smart / casual dress code. Tracksuit bottoms and sports shorts are not permitted.

We do not offer refunds for bookings, alterations to bookings are as follows: If you can’t make your booking for whatever reason, we will be happy to reschedule your booking. In order to reschedule your booking we will need a minimum of 48 hours’ notice prior to your booked time slot. Providing we receive the minimum 48 hours’ notice we can reschedule your booking time slot, where available.

You are permitted to reschedule your booking for a period of 12 months from the date of your original booked slot. In rare circumstances, we may have to cancel your booking as a result of events outside of our control, we will endeavour to provide you as much notice as possible and reschedule your booking at another available time slot agreed with you.

Any payments using American Express may see a pre validation check of £1 from American Express which can be held for up too 24 hours. 


Maximum of six people per hole. Putters must not be swung above ankle height under any circumstances. No climbing on any objects for any reason.

Be aware, this is a crazy golf course and there are uneven surfaces, raised steps and objects across walkways. 

By participating you understand that Ghetto Golf accepts no responsibility for loss or damage suffered by you, as a result for any event outside of our control.

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18 Holes, £10 per person, Over 18s only

Please arrive 30 minutes before your allotted time.

Remember to dress accordingly. We do have a smart/casual, no sportswear dress code. A hat and scarf may be necessary in the winter months as it can get a little chilly! We do have a cloakroom to keep your bags and coats safe.

The average 18 hole round takes approximately one hour to complete, excluding cocktails and dancing!

Party more than 10? Book multiple slots! E.G. For 12 people book 10 in the first slot and 2 in the consecutive slot or call our reservations team for more information, they’ll be happy to help!

Not Playing? No probs, watch all the fun from our bar area and grab a bite to eat.

Refund policy: we require 24 hours notice for refunds and alterations.

Please note, any cancellations will be charged at a 5% cancellation processing fee.

The Coronavirus lockdown means we must suspend our service as we are unable to operate remotely.

The scale and impact of the Coronavirus pandemic has been unpredictable and swift.  We do understand that these are unprecedented and potentially difficult times.

As you are most likely aware the UK Government made an announcement on Monday 23 March about Coronavirus (Covid-19) this included the instruction that, ‘we will immediately:

close all shops selling non-essential goods, including clothing and electronic stores and other premises including libraries, playgrounds and outdoor gyms, and places of worship;

we will stop all gatherings of more than two people in public – excluding people you live with;

and we’ll stop all social events , including weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies, but excluding funerals.

As part of the Hospitality, Leisure and Entertainment sectors the announcement has implications for our business as we are not able to operate remotely. We have suspended our services until the restrictions are lifted for our business and we are able to return to work.

We have contacted all customers who have made a booking and have not been able to attend because of the shutdown.

We have been humbled by the supportive responses from our guests for bearing with us until after we are able to reopen.

Once we are in a situation where the Government deems it safe to return to normal working practices, we will contact all customers with existing bookings to handle reschedules, vouchers and refund requests. For general enquiries, please keep checking our website for further updates.

Thank you and stay safe.

The Ghetto Golf Management Team