Stag Dos In Newcastle, Newcastle Stag Do Ideas - Ghetto Golf

Stag Do Newcastle

Are you looking for a stag do Newcastle party lovers will always recommend? You need to get yourself to Ghetto Golf! If you ever played crazy golf as a child…it’s time to forget all about it, because the experience you’ll have at Ghetto Golf is a million miles away. Unless you had a very adventurous childhood.

Crazy golf like you’ve never experienced it

Stag Do Ideas Newcastle

We all loved crazy golf when we were kids – but the thought of lugging a putter around a venue full of screaming youngsters doesn’t exactly scream stag do, does it? Luckily, Ghetto Golf is aimed squarely at a more adult crowd. In fact, the door policy is 18+ only. There are a full 18 holes to play, surrounded by the coolest graffiti artwork and soundtracked by some awesome DJs on the decks. The holes themselves are seriously twisted – don’t expect to see old-fashioned windmills here. This is crazy golf for the 21st century.

Ghetto Golf is one of the most original stag do ideas Newcastle has to offer. You’re likely thinking that mini golf means a venue full of hyperactive kids and disinterested parents – frankly being taped to a lamppost in just your underwear would probably be preferable for your stag do. But relax! There are no screaming kids at Ghetto Golf. There are no kids at all in fact – like all the most fun places, Ghetto Golf has a strict 18+ policy on the door.

Keep the party going

Ghetto Golf offers a mind-bending crazy golf experience. But, if this is a stag do there’s got to be some booze – right? Right! Drinking and golf are perfect partners, as perfect as the happy couple the stag do is for. Hopefully. But this isn’t a quiet pint with the other old guys at the nineteenth hole discussing gardening and prostate problems – this is drinking to have a good time.

So to give you that good time, at Ghetto Golf you’ll find a fully stocked cocktail bar – which is both stylish and packed to the brim with delicious drinks for you to enjoy. You can have everything from cocktails you can’t even pronounce through to the simple pint; it’s your stag do, your choice! Be sure to soak up all that alcohol with some delicious eats too, with a tasty morsel from Apocalypse Cow. Crazy golf is both hungry and thirsty work, especially when you do it the ghetto golf way, so we’ve got you covered.

A stag do with a difference

You could do the traditional stag do thing – go on a pub crawl dressed in strange outfits and end up falling into a shop doorway at 5 AM. Or, you could do something different, something new, and something both stimulating and enjoyable.

Ghetto Golf is an insane assault on the senses, which will leave you with memories to last a lifetime, and maybe a couple you’d rather forget. A bit like a good marriage, in fact. Which is why it’s the perfect choice for your Newcastle stag do!

Put your putter to good use with Ghetto Golf.

Tee Off £15

Golf + a cocktail, a glass of prosecco or a beer per person at any time.

The Birdie £20

Golf + x2 cocktails, prosecco or beer per person at any time.

The Eagle £30

Golf + x2 cocktails + prosecco or beer on arrival + shot of our choice per person.

The Albatross £35 per person

Golf + Cocktail Masterclass - inc. 3 cocktails + glass of prosecco on arrival (max 12 people Friday and Saturday).

Hole in One

Golf £10 + drinks voucher at £5 each. Drinks include: single spirit & mixer, glass of house wine or prosecco and bottle, can or pint of beer.

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The Coronavirus lockdown means we must suspend our service as we are unable to operate remotely.

The scale and impact of the Coronavirus pandemic has been unpredictable and swift.  We do understand that these are unprecedented and potentially difficult times.

As you are most likely aware the UK Government made an announcement on Monday 23 March about Coronavirus (Covid-19) this included the instruction that, ‘we will immediately:

close all shops selling non-essential goods, including clothing and electronic stores and other premises including libraries, playgrounds and outdoor gyms, and places of worship;

we will stop all gatherings of more than two people in public – excluding people you live with;

and we’ll stop all social events , including weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies, but excluding funerals.

As part of the Hospitality, Leisure and Entertainment sectors the announcement has implications for our business as we are not able to operate remotely. We have suspended our services until the restrictions are lifted for our business and we are able to return to work.

We have contacted all customers who have made a booking and have not been able to attend because of the shutdown.

We have been humbled by the supportive responses from our guests for bearing with us until after we are able to reopen.

Once we are in a situation where the Government deems it safe to return to normal working practices, we will contact all customers with existing bookings to handle reschedules, vouchers and refund requests. For general enquiries, please keep checking our website for further updates.

Thank you and stay safe.

The Ghetto Golf Management Team